O que eu me ri com isto, Senhores! Obrigada Marjane, és fixe.
Honey, I noticed that so far your entire performance has consisted of you looking like you’re trying to silently fart. Maybe you want to throw in a couple facial expressions that make it look like you’re actually, you know, happy about this?
KRISTEN STEWART
Alright, how’s this?
(bites lip)
This is smiling, right?
OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO F@$%ING GOOD!!! Parti-me a rir. Absolutamente magnífico… you made my day, girl!!
Uma sua criada minha cara. Sempre às ordens. Melhor que isto só o Fórum da TSF! :))
ROBERT PATTINSON flashes back to the 1920s, watching FRANKENSTEIN MOVIES just so those can be ruined, too.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Back when my hair was more reasonably sized, I killed a lot of people.
KRISTEN STEWART
Oh my God!
ROBERT PATTINSON
But they were all mean.
KRISTEN STEWART
Oh, OK then.
ROBERT PATTINSON
But I'm still tortured by it. It was exactly evil enough that it could make me feel guilty, but not evil enough to make you feel repulsed.
KRISTEN STEWART
I like totally love you.
ROBERT PATTINSON
I have to go to my bachelor party. But don't worry, my character has to remain appealing to even the most prudish girls, so there won't be any strippers. Just some good old-fashioned ritualistic animal killing.
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Um prémio pra cachopa que escreveu isto oh pa!
Não tens de quê. Eu também ia morrendo a rir. 🙂
Fizeste mais gente feliz hoje, mil obrigadas!